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Diebolded 

An election or contest in which the least likely candidate achieves victory due to a questionable or fraudulent electronic voting system is said to have been "Diebolded". It shares no common etymology with "de-balled", although it means essentially the same thing for democracy.
Seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was Diebolded.
Diebolded by SofaShark February 4, 2006
A person who posesses all of the characteristics of a dildo but none of the usefulness.
Colin Powell is sort of okay but Donald Rumsfeld is a real dildoid.
Dildoid by SofaShark November 17, 2003