Donaldo 

Muscle freek has a small duck but a big dick fights everyone

Be a donaldo

Donaldo by Jack12333333 December 5, 2019

Donaldo 

A double edge sword. The type of guy you can trust with everything. Loyal, loving and simply great with everything he sets his mind on especially in relationships. However such a great personality comes at a price. A Donaldo is a person that lives by his emotions and acts accordingly. Be careful betraying such an individual. You will remember him for life.

Just as I remember Donaldo loving me, I remember him hurting me.

Donaldo by wintersleafPoet November 22, 2021

Donaldo 

A crack dealing guy who just leaves without telling you where he is going. Easy to take advantage of. Will do your homework if you ask.

Donaldo, can you do my homework? Sure.

Donaldo by Manowar10293 April 12, 2010

donaldo dies caniculares

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es/
noun: informal

1. A period of nationwide political and economic stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, decline, and moral turpitude brought on by inadequate political leadership.

2. A period of rising temperatures and sea levels often referred to by scientists as global warming, but currently denied to exist or blamed by the majority of US Republicans and some Far Right Activists on too many pot smokers in liberal states, or on the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers.

1. Mr Scaramucci may have been disappointed when he realized he couldn't take the heat of a donaldo dies caniculares, but he was utterly stunned to discover the cooling effect it would have beneath his sheets.

2. At first, Jeffe couldn't believe his people could grow this kind of pot in Lapland tundra, and it was all because of donaldo dies caniculares. Now, however, he was in the habit of passing out cigar sized joints with a smile and saying, "Here, Have a Donaldo Diaz!"

donaldo dies caniculares by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

donaldo dies canicularesitis 

/donaldo•dee-ess•khanee•cue lar es•eye tis/

noun: informal

1. Medical or common term for a contagious nationwide political disease of stagnation, lethargy, inactivity, or decline which affects millions with the potential to spread hate, discontent, and unrest, especially to other global regions.

2. Heat stroke or diminished capacity brought on by global warming, but blamed by current US Leadership and chief advisers on the smoke and heat from too many pot smokers in liberal American states; or as a result of the excessive use of hair salon blow dryers in use in White House Staff bathrooms.

1. The MSNBC news host gagged a little, then said; "Excuse me Mr. President, it's just a little donaldo dies canicularesitis, then sputtered into her coffee.

2. Noting his incredible come back after losing his job at The White House, rap superstar Shah Knee Spicer laughed his ass off after finishing the last verse of his YouTubeRed Hit; Press Punked
.
YEAH THAT’S MUH BEEF BOUT THE SCARAMUCCI
GOT ME FIRED WHILE HE DOIN’ A HOOTCHIE COOTCHIE
SO YA’LL JUS’ BETTAH FU-FU-FU-FU-FUCKIN BUY THIS
OR WE ALL BE HAVIN’ DA DONALDO DIES CANICULARESITIS

donaldo dies canicularesitis by PensiveQuills August 15, 2017

The Donaldo 

A dildo with a bad comb-over.

Oh look. It's The Donaldo.

The Donaldo by mahatmaKaneJeeves January 7, 2013

Angry Donald 

Immediately after you blow your load in Donald Trump's mouth, smack the back of his head and make it come out his nose. When he gets up he'll be an angry donald.

I gave Donald Trump an angry donald last night!

Angry Donald by Amoebabadass June 15, 2018