Dilating

The time at which you're waiting to use the bathroom to go poop and someone is currently using the toilet.

Hey, can you hurry up in there?! I am dilating big time!

by thee_agrizzle August 27, 2012

smudging

When your dog drags their butt across the carpet.

Dude, your dog is smudging all over the house like a magic marker.

by thee_agrizzle July 31, 2012

Yipple

A large frozen nipple, like that of a Yeti.

Did you see the size of that dude's Yipple snowboarding the other day?!

by thee_agrizzle July 28, 2012