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noun

1. synonymous with 'dildo', a fake penis.

2. as with 'dildo', may be used in pejorative sense to refer to a person of questionable judgment or character.
It looks like another lonely night: just me, my dildong, and this netflix documentary on the African diamond trade.
dildong by pseudonympho December 1, 2009

dildogging 

Making use of an aroused male dog's anatomy for sexual pleasure as if it were a dildo
";I've not seen Mary for a while."
"Probably won't be out tonight either, I heard her dildogging in her bedroom with her labradoor."
dildogging by B0b the Destroyer November 23, 2011

dildoing 

1. the act of fucking a vibrator or dildo
2. a pleasure of orgasmic perportions
Is that girl dildoing her hairy pussy?
dildoing by Phew May 5, 2004

Dildominator 

Dildominated, dildominating.
1. noun; A word refering to a dildo of a massive size; 2. verb; when a dildo is dominating a pussy of any kind, at a speed that that no man can compete with; 3. a vagina that can take any dildo, at any time;
1. My girl was in our room all day, using her dildominator.
2. my girlfriend was getting dildominated for about an hour last night.
3. i think my gay friend was dildominating last night.

dildorino 

A term frequently used to describe someone as dildo like. This is what separates the term from dick. Calling someone a dick is referencing that their behavior is alike that of male genitalia, or overall acting as if their intentions are to fuck someone over. A dildorino is a someone with behavior similar to that of a sex toy; they will never go out on their own to screw anyone, but as soon as someone wants to fuck someone over they will jump at the opportunity to help.
"Jamie you effing dildorino," Dan continued, "You knew that he was drawing that dick on my face, didn't you?"
dildorino by ThaBusterD July 5, 2016

dildoing 

1) The act of using a dildo on someone.....or something.
2) Word added to dictionary to settle the age old question, "Is using a dildo on someone different than fucking someone." and the answer is of course yes, it is different
"The girl had to resort to dildoing because she did not have a penis to fuck somebody with."
dildoing by Kevin_Circa1987 October 7, 2005