Dicxhaust
When you stick your penis in a cars exhaust pipe and have the driver put the petal to the medal in neautral.
Dicxhaust by Kinky Auto-Technician December 14, 2019
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Dixhaustion
A condition in which a one's penis feels like it's going to fall off (or in rare cases, actually does fall off), especially after excessive masturbation or an intense sexual experience.
Friend 1: "Dude, my dick feels like it's going to fall off!"
Friend 2: "Well, that's what you get jacking off five times a day."
Friend 1: "I guess, man. Severe dixhaustion!"
Friend 2: "Well, that's what you get jacking off five times a day."
Friend 1: "I guess, man. Severe dixhaustion!"
Dixhaustion by progressivepimp July 6, 2009
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dicksausted
adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick
Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.
dicksausted by mikesauce June 17, 2008
dickhaus
pronounced: (dik-houz)
someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag
pluralized: dickhauses
someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag
pluralized: dickhauses
dickhaus by Prison Prodigy November 4, 2010
Dickhausted
Dickhausted by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019
Dickhaus
Dickhaus by ItsBearSeason December 18, 2019
dickausting
when someone is so exausted from taking a large amount of male genitals ( aka a dick) (preferably a black male)
dickausting by 2 niggas with 2 big dicks June 3, 2026
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