dickhaus

pronounced: (dik-houz)

someone who acts stupid, angry, rude, or selfish. Used like the words asshole or douchebag

pluralized: dickhauses

The cop that rodney-kinged me was a DICKHAUS

by Prison Prodigy November 4, 2010

Dickhaus

I short, blonde Aryan who generally acts loud or like a lemur on heavy doses of coffee.

That guy is literally yelling and flaring his arms around, he’s such a Dickhaus.

by ItsBearSeason December 18, 2019

Dickpause

1.) to take a step back and look at the situation
2.) the moment right before men cum

Dude you just need to take a Dickpause and check yourself

by Rapping January 4, 2015

dicksausted

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick

Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.

by mikesauce June 17, 2008

Dickhouse

One who constantly hosts cock in his ass.

Jess: Mario how can I please you tonight?

Mario: Bend over and I will make your ass bleed, vato!

Jess: Oh Mario, I will always be your Dickhouse!

by Thor The God of Vaginal Noise November 7, 2004

dickhouse

A dickhouse is a slang for the word ''boxer'' or ''drawer''. Underwear used to cover the lower part of the body.

.Oh man your dickhouse is so tight; it has a bad effect on your penis

by HatemX November 30, 2016

dickhouse

1. Using another persons oraface as a means to place your penis in for long periods of time or 2. A place where the vast majority of people will be males i.e. prisons, fraternities,etc.

"shut up Cliff before I make your mouth my dickhouse."

by Jeff E.B.B. May 8, 2006