dicksausted 

adj. - the dreaded stage of alcohol consumption where the cock cannot stand at attention; whiskey dick

Its a shame Louis destroyed about a 1/4 of that bottle of Dubra throughout most of the party. He was too dicksausted to do anything except listen to her drunken stories that she kept repeating all damn night by the time everyone settled down.

dicksausted by mikesauce June 17, 2008

dicksaster 

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

dicksaster by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicksgusted 

adj. The state of finding a dick repulsive or weird, either in a lesbian or a straight way. Mostly applicable to lesbians.

Jenny; I'm not a lesbian, but I'm dicksgusted. It's so odd!

Sandra; Ikr, it looks like part of a rejected costume from a Star Trek alien.

dicksgusted by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014

Disausted 

A word mistakenly made-up by an Italian, quasi English- speaking woman to dramatize being exhausted to the point of being disgusted.

Oh Paulie, Why, I come homa and I see a messa every place. I can no keep cleaning after you, I'ma too disausted.

Disausted by pauliecannoli August 27, 2009

Dickhausted 

Getting so much dick that you are physically and mentally exhausted.

After vigorous sexual escapades, Dorothy was dickhausted.

Dickhausted by Dorothy is dickhausted July 1, 2019

Dicksaster 

When you go to have sex with a dude and he stops you and says he has a STD and his dick is bleeding.

I went to his place and he had a DICKSASTER, it was so fucking nasty!

Dicksaster by anonymous April 20, 2025