dik

when someone makes a typo when writing idk

also means penis

Mary: what would go well with my skirt?
John: dik
John: *idk
Mary: *slaps with purse*

by hungryhungryhippo5132 November 5, 2010

dik

similar to the word dude

"what's up dik?"

"dik, what are you doing?"

by tpmpc April 28, 2007

dik

a retard that didn't spell dick right

"hey suck my dik"
"lol you didn't even type it right you fucking 5 year old

by Wumpuss May 16, 2020

dik

This is a online word for "dick" and its mostly used when you are online dating in roblox and you are getting dat boy so you ask for some dik

Hey want sum dik

Hey want dik

Hey girl want sum dik

Im a idiot that has no reputation so ima ask for dik

by ChocolateWaffles September 24, 2017

dik

An uncircumcised dick. Basically you can remove the letter 'c' from dick as it stands for 'circumcised'.

Jen and Melissa texting:

Jen: Hey Melissa I just had sex with Dave!
Melissa: Hey girl, I am happy for ya... How was it?
Jen: It was great, just that it was my first dik.
Melissa: Seriously? You never had one before?
Jen: No, I always had dicks, and I find them cleaner tho.
Melissa: Oh I love diks more than dicks lol
Jen: Gotta go wash my mouth... ttyl
Melissa: xx

by jimissobored November 30, 2014

dik

similar to dick, but with added abusive tone

Chris, you're such a dik

by Rob P April 29, 2006

dik-dik

An antelope that lives in Africa. Pronounced "xylophone".

That dik-dik sure has a big dick!

by hossaim August 31, 2013