Dickwrinkle

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

by Alex September 13, 2004

dick wrinkle

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

by clarke111 January 11, 2012

dicktrickle

Pre-cum and or a secretion from the tip of the penis due to a STD.

Man i got the dicktrickles today after banging that prostitute.

by Steve Yonker January 30, 2005

Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

Dick Wrinkle

A wrinkle on your dick.

Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles.

Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too.

by Jacob Edwards Bitches October 16, 2008

dickpringle

A fancy breakfast, home made flesh-light or a crispy schlonger

Joey is a lot like a Grand Slam at Denny's, a big ole dickpringle

by CRAB NIN April 6, 2009

dikwrinkle

A smelly paedophile with dirty blonde hair or a stupid wee using scumbag bastard.

That guy Declan is a dikwrinkle.

by Truth&Justice April 11, 2022