dikwrinkle 

A smelly paedophile with dirty blonde hair or a stupid wee using scumbag bastard.

That guy Declan is a dikwrinkle.

dikwrinkle by Truth&Justice April 11, 2022

Dickwrinkle 

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

Dickwrinkle by Alex September 13, 2004