Faggoid

Anything that looks like a cock and balls

Denholm: This bit of chicken has a bone in.
Jonathan: Dude, that's not a bone, that's a faggoid.

by tinytonk10 July 12, 2011

Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011