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Dick Wrangler 

That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.

Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.
Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.

Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.

Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.
Dick Wrangler by drmmrM June 6, 2009

dick wrangler 

One who rounds up dicks for his own use and/or profit.
"Dude, I heard Shawn is a homo!"

"No shit man, that dick wranglers been pulling in the cocks for years. I heard he even sells some of 'em off to his flaming friends!"
dick wrangler by Fortismio September 5, 2005

Dickwangle 

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.
He dickwangled this morning
Dickwangle by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dickwanger 

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt
"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"
Dickwanger by Nyancat April 4, 2012
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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