Dickwet 

Gettin your dick wet.
Anyway possible.

"You know me i'm just tryin get my dickwet"

"baby, im just tryin to get some dickwet"

Dickwet by joepurhizzle January 5, 2009

Dickwet fever 

The male disease that is the reason clearly friend-zoned guys still inevitably try to sleep with their female pals and acquaintances

Yeah I was just trying to have a normal intellectual conversation with this guy but he texted me later with dickwet fever about going dancing aftur midnight

Dickwet fever by Yowzawowza July 23, 2017

Dickweasel 

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

Dickweasel by NocMedic February 11, 2014

dickette 

Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.

Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.

dickette by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet 

Statement; used to show a guys intention of having sexual intercourse with a female in the near future.

"yo im just tryin to get my dick wet"
-alex hughes

Tryin To Get My Dick Wet by bishop j $ilk July 3, 2006

Dickety dick 

A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.

Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"

Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"

Dickety dick by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009

DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.

This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.

DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012