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a person who is an absolute moron fuck.
fuck your a dickwank!
dickwank by Anonymous March 25, 2003

dickwanker 

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"
*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker
dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011

dickwanked 

got slapped by a males penis while he is masterbating
bruv you jus got dickwanked harshlyy
dickwanked by Hannah Shoesmith October 18, 2008

dickwack 

an absolute dickhead who rarely uses commonsense or his/her brain.
"hey dickwack, dont light your cigareete while filling up your car!"
dickwack by Bigshonk February 4, 2004

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'
Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis
dickwankis by Redapril June 18, 2017
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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