Dickwagger 

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL

A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"

Dickwagger by elwkcc March 15, 2011

dickwasher 

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

dickwasher by Scott Free May 30, 2006

dickjagger 

A word you randomly say out of frustration while playing call of duty black ops, or any other online game such as halo. This word usually means a faggot camper who doesnt know how to play the game right and all he does is crouch in the corner.

That fucking dickjagger!!!! he was camping in the back of the map

dickjagger by Andrew & Matt December 12, 2010

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.

Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen

DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.

There is dickbagery afoot.

dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

dickwater 

Water stirred by the dick.

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.

dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

dickwanker 

A boy who is extremely immature compared to his age.
Dickwanker's usually are seen in large groups who never leave eachother's sides and think they are "the shit" when infact they are not.

Dickwanker's usually take the term "bromance" too far hence the term "Dickwanker"

*Boy walks passed*

Girl 1: I've never seen a bigger dickwanker in my whole entire life

Girl 2: What about your ex?

Girl 1: Yes, he was a pretty big dickwanker

dickwanker by freetimeconstantly. September 5, 2011