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Dickubate 

The physiological act of intubating ones trachea with an erect penis.
The ole girl wanted things more spicy in the bedroom. She asked me to choke her so I proceeded to dickubate her.
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Dickhater 

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.
"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"
Dickhater by toa_of_coffee February 8, 2018
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dickbeaters 

Hey Jimmy, get those dirty dickbeaters of yours off my desk!
dickbeaters by The Sarge November 14, 2003

dickeater 

someone who’s always on somebody dick. this can be in the form of copying, showing fake love that’s really hate, or excessive trolling.
you know remy? he’s such a fuckin dickeater
dickeater by Fuckboy October 16, 2020

Dickeater 

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability
Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.

dickbagery 

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
dickbagery by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008

dickwater 

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.
dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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