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dicktoaster 

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'
an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang
Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.
dicktosis by H-Squared April 20, 2008
Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.
You are such a dicktoss.
dicktoss by digitok May 20, 2004
A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.
Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?
Dicktoast by Makachase May 18, 2021
When a bitch gives you a VD or multiple VDs.
Yo BRAH! I didn't wear my jimmy hat hat slut turned my shit to dicktoast yo!
dicktoast by B. Burnin' April 15, 2005
The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.
Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.
Dicktosis by Mee12 June 27, 2018