Dicktoms

symptoms associated to dick/penis

after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness

by Vegan baby February 20, 2022

dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

dicktoss

Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.

You are such a dicktoss.

by digitok May 20, 2004

Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

dicktoast

When a bitch gives you a VD or multiple VDs.

Yo BRAH! I didn't wear my jimmy hat hat slut turned my shit to dicktoast yo!

by B. Burnin' April 15, 2005

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018