Dicktoast

A smell. Worse than rotting fungus. Once contracted hard to get rid of. Consult doctor maybe even a blow torch.

Damn Drew you got that dicktoast smell again?

by Makachase May 18, 2021

dicktoast

When a bitch gives you a VD or multiple VDs.

Yo BRAH! I didn't wear my jimmy hat hat slut turned my shit to dicktoast yo!

by B. Burnin' April 15, 2005

Dicktator

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

by dstyguy December 30, 2011

Dicktator

One who, while recieving head, forces their partner's head up and down their shaft.

Girl 1: How was your hook-up last night?
Girl 2: It was going well, but then I went down on him and he's a total dicktator!
Girl 1: Oh snap, thats so demeaning!

by theopressed11 July 19, 2009

dicktease

One who implies sexual manipulation of the reproductive organs and/or gratification thereby, with no intention of granting the aforementioned.

Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...

by Miketroy December 9, 2008

dicktatorship

The totalitarian government ruled by the phallace.

Chick A: So turns out Rory's addicted to midgetporn. He wants me to dress up as a wood elf for halloween.
Chick B: Dude, too bad men are ruled completely by their penises.
Chick A: Fo sho. What a dicktatorship.

by pissamind November 22, 2009