DickToasting

To stick your penis inside of a toaster and turn it on, toasting your penis

Josh: "hey bro did you hear what happened to John?"
Seth: "no what happened?"

Josh: "he's going to the hospital for doing DickToasting

by Cyrian_Bingely March 24, 2024

dickblasting

When you're having sexual intercourse, and you give the bitch a relentless onslaught of penis.

CAUTION: Often ends in injury

Wow, Shirley is sure walking funny due to all that dickblasting last night.

by MrFinkle12 January 20, 2016

Secondhand Dicktasting

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011

Dicktating

To force a persons head up and down with your hand while they are performing felatio in a demeaning manner.

I was so offended he was dicktating me. Its like he thought I wasn't getting it as deep as I could!

by theopressed22 July 19, 2009

Dicktating

Verb. Mansplaining back to men. Typically used in a male-dominated function or field, the retort would be as follows:

"I fully understand the concept. Dicktating this should be simple"

by Jennis TheMenace March 10, 2018

dickfeasting

dickeating past the point of human comprehension and capability, to the magnitude of an absolute vanquishing of one's dick from said eating

damn that nigga del been listening to dunefr music all day... that shit gotta be dickfeasting!

by bigfathead September 13, 2022