dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.

Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.

by Mee12 June 27, 2018

Dicknotised

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

dickboss

A supervisor, boss or otherwise co-worker that is generally disliked because of their exercising authority.

Dude, the senior software developer actually made us do some work. What a dickboss.

by themachomanrandysavage June 28, 2010

Dicktoris

A femals Clitoris that looks like a male Dick

Wow Pat was going to go down on Katie until he saw that she had a Dicktoris.... He just could not give he face.

by apaulyon April 2, 2010

dickoris

cross between a dick and a clitoris... generally means your a fucking tosser

mate, your such a fucking dickoris

elise is a dickorise

by bannana March 25, 2004

Dicknosis

When the power of getting poled (sometimes along with sweet nothings in your ear) temporarily hypnotizes a girl, making her do some dumb shit that she knows she'll regret later.

Girl 1: Did you hear that __________ got pregnant?
Girl 2: Whatttt? Wasn't she always saying that she'll never get it raw?
Girl 1: Yea, but she got hit with a bad case of dicknosis.

by ffj_ August 24, 2016