dicktoe

When your dicks shaped like a chodtoe and begins to get a foot like stench.

Shane- hey Karl get your dicktoe out!

Karl-only if you get yours out with me

Shane-omg they re same

Karl-powr they stink!

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Dicktoe

The gay version of pussyfoot

You dicktoe to much when you ask a guy for his number at the bar.

by NastyN8G January 6, 2024

dicktegrity

The ability to forego instant sexual gratification for long-term mental and physical health.

"Would you fuck Pam Anderson if she was laying on your couch naked?"

"Fuck no. That woman is a walking venereal disease. I have dicktegrity."

by The PB Smuggler February 23, 2011

DickToke

to be a total fuck, (i.e a male that cuts his hair blowout style from upstate new york)

awh man, look at the DickToke tryin to spit some game on that girl

by irieboii January 15, 2009

dickton

Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.

I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.

by robopath January 10, 2009

Dicktown, USA

A town that is imagined to be a type of super-magnet for attractive men who want to fuck at the drop of a hat.

My dear, there’s something about driving all the way out to Dicktown, USA to increase our chances of having a lot of hot, red-blooded American, faceless sex that just strikes me as sensible!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

by dstyguy December 30, 2011