3 definitions by RoofUnicorn69
1) Small food particles (from foods such as pork rinds) that can accumulate on the uvula, causing a prolonged period of uncontrollable coughing.
2) An idiom used for a male who used to be sexually active, but has since struggled in the department of intercourse, in turn accumulating dust on his hang down (penis)
2) An idiom used for a male who used to be sexually active, but has since struggled in the department of intercourse, in turn accumulating dust on his hang down (penis)
Guy 1: Man, Bobby was such a player in high school but I heard he’s got major hang down dust since then.
Guy 2: *eating pork rinds* Holy shit, I never would’ve guessed that bob— *starts coughing uncontrollably* *regains consciousness* sorry, I got major hang down dust from these pork rinds. Anyway, I never would’ve guessed that Bobby would’ve gotten hang down dust after high school.
Guy 2: *eating pork rinds* Holy shit, I never would’ve guessed that bob— *starts coughing uncontrollably* *regains consciousness* sorry, I got major hang down dust from these pork rinds. Anyway, I never would’ve guessed that Bobby would’ve gotten hang down dust after high school.
by RoofUnicorn69 January 24, 2022
Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.
Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.
by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022
Example 1:
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
We were in the locker room getting dressed and I saw Marquavius’s nine inch penis, and that was soft! He’s a total roof unicorn!
Example 2:
Guy: What’s she doing with a guy like that?! He’s so ugly!
Guy 2: I heard he’s a total roof unicorn.
by RoofUnicorn69 November 5, 2020