Dicksense

Kind of like 6th sense but with your dick

He messages me everytime im naked getting in the shower.

Yeah thats because hes using his dicksense

by Mcbrittness October 22, 2017

Dickweasel

A person whose attitude and manner of being is both being rude and not trustworthy

Did you here what Jason was saying earlier?

Yeah he's a real dickweasel!

by NocMedic February 11, 2014

dickenshloush

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister

Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird

by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015

Sneaky Dickens

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.

"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."

by Jagmeat March 11, 2021

Dicksentials

The proper amount of dick needed to sustain a girls livelihood.

Kiara: “Omg Tonya I don’t feel so good.. I think it’s time to hit up the ex and fully implement the dick recycling strategy!”

Tonya: “Well yeah girl you know we can’t survive without the DICKSENTIALS! Cali already in a drought! Get that vitamin D gurl!”

by Wolfany August 10, 2018

Dickens

The term originated from Shakespeare's play "The Merry Wives of Windsor," in the 16th century. It is a term used in polite society to mean the Devil! (It has nothing to do with Charles Dickens.) The word appeared in a sentence (although sounding odd in modern day language) "I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of."

My mom used to say, with humor, that someone was "full of the dickens!"

Now after researching it, I understand what she meant!

He's full of the dickens!

by WordsWordsWords! June 17, 2018

Urban Dicktease

When you submit an awesome word to Urban Dictionary and it gets rejected for no apparent reason.

Man, I thought our definition for Scripple was a sure-thing, but I got Urban Dickteased!

by dstyguy December 30, 2011