Dicksessed

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpressed

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers

The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.

by Marcopologr July 10, 2018

Dickpressed

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .

Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed

by Candy_box November 23, 2019