Dicksessed 

When a female gets obsessed with your dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan got dicksessed after me and her hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, maybe the dick was just too good.

Dicksessed by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

dicksessed 

When a female becomes obsessed with the dick.

Dylan: Jack, Joan became dicksessed after we hooked up.

Jack: Oh no, the dick must of just been to good.

dicksessed by Dicksessed March 28, 2017

Dickpressed 

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

Dickpressed by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed 

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

dickpressed by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpressed 

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

dickpressed by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpressed 

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers

The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.

Dickpressed by Marcopologr July 10, 2018

Dickpressed 

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .

Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed

Dickpressed by Candy_box November 23, 2019