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dickenshloush 

The partaking in chopping ones dick off and putting in into a blender while attempting to play twister
Dude I totally dickenshloushed with jacob garrett and jason last night it was weird
dickenshloush by Dickenshloush October 24, 2015
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get dickered 

Getting completely and utterly wasted.

Also comes with a sticker.
Dude I got sooooooo dickered the other night

Is that the get dickered sticker?

Sneaky Dickens 

A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.
"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."

"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
Sneaky Dickens by Jagmeat March 11, 2021
The term originated from Shakespeare's play "The Merry Wives of Windsor," in the 16th century. It is a term used in polite society to mean the Devil! (It has nothing to do with Charles Dickens.) The word appeared in a sentence (although sounding odd in modern day language) "I cannot tell what the dickens his name is my husband had him of."

My mom used to say, with humor, that someone was "full of the dickens!"

Now after researching it, I understand what she meant!
Dickens by WordsWordsWords! June 17, 2018
Similar but differing slightly to the term 'twat', a Dickens is a pompous and awkward bastard who will go out of his way to needlessly berate his fellow man. Owing to the Dickens' overinflated sense of self importance the term is almost exclusively applied to ex public school boys. Often a Dickens will have been subjected to repeated bummings as a choir boy resulting in frequent pegging throughout his adult life.
Person A: That bloke just called me a pleb!
Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.
Dickens by EvanDavisPeggedMe May 8, 2015

Dickered 

A very rural Canadian way of saying you're drunk.
Lets go get dickered this week

Hey man you dickered yet
Dickered by Akumetsu June 2, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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