Dickscuses 

Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.

Example: ‘Don’t come at me with your dickscuses.’

Dickscuses by SoooooZee September 19, 2025

dickscuse 

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

dickcussion 

When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.

Natalie went to a frat party and a got a nasty dickcussion.

dickcussion by Artholemule July 12, 2015

dickscuseme 

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

dickscuseme by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

dickscusting 

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

dickscusting by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

Dickscussion 

Any conversation relating or pertaining to, the male genitalia.

"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"

Dickscussion by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022

dickscusting 

Anything that smells like dick.

Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.

dickscusting by staceyandphil August 19, 2006