Dickscuses
Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.
Dickscuses by SoooooZee September 19, 2025
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dickscuse
An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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dickcussion
When a man tally-whacks an individual across the head and/or face with his penis and causes either permanent or temporary memory loss, impaired speech, headache, dizziness; may result in moderate loss of motor skills.
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dickscusting by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005
Dickscussion
"Yeah my right ball hangs lower and is smaller, what about you?"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"
"For me it's my left hangs lower but right is smaller"
"Good dickscussion bro"
"You too bro"
Dickscussion by MortifiedPenguin7 January 30, 2022
dickscusting
Anything that smells like dick.
Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.
dickscusting by staceyandphil August 19, 2006
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