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An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)
Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"
by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014
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