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. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the
evening
. 2. When he says how
tired
he is before bedtime.
Example
: ‘
Don
’t
come at me
with your dickscuses.’
Dickscuses
by
SoooooZee
September 19, 2025
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