dickscuseme 

When someone says something particularly dickish.

"You've gained too much weight for my taste, but some guys are into that."

"Dickscuseme?!"

dickscuseme by emrldwpn November 20, 2018

dickscuse 

An obviously false excuse for one's penis either with regard to (size, performance, appearance, etc.)

Jenn: "Wow, now that's a small dick!"
Eric: "No, it's just cold, haven't you heard of shrinkage?"
Jenn: "It's the middle of summer and the air conditioner is broken, so..."
Eric: "I think the lighting must be making it look smaller..."
Jenn: "All I hear is dickscuse after dickscuse, little ass babydick having motherfucker! You should just own your tiny dingaling and move on."
Eric: "OK, fine, I have a small dick. Happy?"

dickscuse by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

Dickscuses 

Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.

Example: ‘Don’t come at me with your dickscuses.’

Dickscuses by SoooooZee September 19, 2025