dickpick

(n) A 10-15 min song on a jukebox you play next for the extra credit cost not because you want to hear it but because you want the rest of the bar to be punished for having you listen to the latest pop song 3 times in a row. (v) The act of playing the long song at a packed bar and leaving as the song is being played.

If I hear that song one more time I am going to dickpick "In A Gadda Da Vida" and head to the next bar.

by Dr. Deanus R. March 21, 2013

dickpick

Noun. Meaning scumbag, loser, tool, asshole, etc.

I made it up myself!

That guy only pretended to like you so he could get head? What a dickpick!

by ell March 5, 2005

America's Dickpick

A U.S. President who is cruel, crude, dishonest, disrespectful, and insensitive, in other words, a total dick.

Here comes another asinine tweet from America's Dickpick, Donald Trump.

by Pav Lago March 22, 2017

dickpicgram

1. (n) a photograph of, more often than not, male genitalia via direct message over social media sites such as Instagram.

DarnellAMG55 just sent me a dickpicgram but I am still at church.
dickpic Instagram instadick social media
dm direct message genitalia dick

by MuKangaroo March 29, 2016

dickdickout

The opposite of assassin.

The assassin kills people but the dickdickout revives people like medics in video games.

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Dicklick in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Well we’re still waiting for the Dicklick in Chief to make a comment on the murder of George Floyd by the Minneapolis PD.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020

Dickwicker

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.

Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

by Coombsie Von Mallen June 12, 2011