Dick-picked
Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.
Dick-picked by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012
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dick picken
dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016
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dick picker
an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.
dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003
Dick Pickerell
When you haven’t seen your own Dick in years so you depend on others to send you Dick pics... of your own dick.
Hey Trish, send me that Dick Pickerell you snapped the other night! I have another lovely lady ready to pounce.
Dick Pickerell by Slick Dick Ricky January 30, 2018
dick-picket
something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.
*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”
“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
“the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
dick-picket by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022
dick picker
An urban kid that walks around with his pants down low. Holding them up by clamping the crotch area.
dick picker by Pink dick picker August 31, 2011
Pickens Dick
Pickens Dick by Dunkin Mcockiner December 22, 2022
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