Dick-Picky

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*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

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Dick-Picky

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

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dick picken

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

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Dick Picking

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

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Dick Picking

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

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dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

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Dick pick

1. When someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their 'lower region'.
2. When a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their 'lower region'.

"Hey, last night Derek sent me a dick pick."

"I'm gonna send you a dick pick, ok?"

Dick pick by LouiseDoesUrbanDictionary September 19, 2013

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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