Dick-Picky 

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

Dick-Picky 

*To be picky or choosy about what type of penises also known as dicks you prefer or want.

*One who has obnoxious preferences to different things, especially male genitals.

* Mr. Hacker was a Dick-Picky sort of fellow, his men had to be strong, virile, and have long flowing hair.

* "She's so Dick-Picky! It doesn't matter how long it is!"

Dick-Picky by Johannes (The Stiffy) Kepler May 3, 2008

dick picken 

When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air

Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing

dick picken by Dizzle6303 May 3, 2016

Dick Picking 

When the strings of a electric or acoustic guitar or any stringed instrument are picked with the penis

"Hey Johnny! Can you do a dick picking cover of Fire by Jimi Hendrix?"

Dick Picking by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you

"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."

Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick picker 

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

dick picker by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Dick pick 

1. When someone (hopefully a male) sends you a picture of their 'lower region'.
2. When a girl/boy asks another boy for a picture of their 'lower region'.

"Hey, last night Derek sent me a dick pick."

"I'm gonna send you a dick pick, ok?"

Dick pick by LouiseDoesUrbanDictionary September 19, 2013