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Dickeyphilia 

Being sexually attracted to the YouTube sensation, Austin Dickey. Those who have this fetish, must first become a Yu-Gi-Oh! champion. They must dress up as Yami Yugi and, "say all the things." Then only after they have defeated the B.O., acne nerds, may they jerk off in a bucket binocular distance from Mr. Dickey's home.

Dickeyphiliac, Dickeyphile,and Uncle Tommy are all other ways to pronounce this fetish.
"I just came in a bucket 120 yards away from Austin's house in a Yu-Gi-Oh! costume, yes I have Dickeyphilia."-Jared Dines

Dickyphilia 

A fetish; a person who thinks that Austin Dicky is hot as fuck.
I heard that Jared Dines is into Dickyphilia.
Dickyphilia by QatQuest May 1, 2019

Dickeyphilia 

The practice of cumming in a bucket while getting your asshole licked and balls tickled and fantasizing about Austin Dickey within binocular distance of his home. And when your done you leave the bucket on his doorstep with a stalkers note that wishes him a Happy Metal Birthday and that he sucks at Yu-Gi-Oh.
There's the guy who does that Dickeyphilia Shit... He's fucked up.
Dickeyphilia by TWIZTIDSOUL86 March 25, 2019

Dickophobia 

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.
Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!
Dickophobia by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Dickophobia 

The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick
That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.
Dickophobia by Worm dance October 15, 2019

Tickophilia

Word to describe someone who obtains sexual thrills from auditing sets of accounts.
You are auditing debtors rather intensely. You a tickophiliac?

See also taxophiliac and governanceandregulationaphiliac.
Tickophilia by bob September 17, 2004
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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