dildophilia 

a practice prevalent among lesbians in which one woman assumes the role of a male thrusting a dildo into the vagina of another woman.

The dykes practise dildophilia ad nauseam.

dildophilia by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

dildophobia 

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.

Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.

dildophobia by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008

dildophile 

one who is fond of dildos

Sam won't come out of the adult gift store. He's such dildophile.

dildophile by dzumwalt December 10, 2013

discophilia 

noun. 1. an unnatural obsession with shiny objects

1. That scene kid with neon pink on his xanga? He has discophilia.

discophilia by Sara I. October 30, 2005

dipsophilia 

Someone with a love of alcoholic drink.

Look at that lad in the tracksuit bottoms having a can of super strength lager for his breakfast. I do believe that he's a dipsophiliac.

dipsophilia by TiggerGee November 11, 2013

Dickophilia 

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

Dickophilia by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020