dildophilia

a practice prevalent among lesbians in which one woman assumes the role of a male thrusting a dildo into the vagina of another woman.

The dykes practise dildophilia ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

dildophobia

When a guy is scared of vibrators, because they either steal women, or because they are basically robot peni.

Me: See, the vibrators are like terminators, and humans like peni!
Her: Sever dildophobia.

by Jingleheimer schmitt, John Jacob September 10, 2008

dildophile

one who is fond of dildos

Sam won't come out of the adult gift store. He's such dildophile.

by dzumwalt December 10, 2013

discophilia

noun. 1. an unnatural obsession with shiny objects

1. That scene kid with neon pink on his xanga? He has discophilia.

by Sara I. October 30, 2005

dipsophilia

Someone with a love of alcoholic drink.

Look at that lad in the tracksuit bottoms having a can of super strength lager for his breakfast. I do believe that he's a dipsophiliac.

by TiggerGee November 11, 2013

Dickophilia

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016