Dicknest

A dick nest is an area that a man creates before sitting down with pleated or none pleated pants simply by pulling both areas to the left and the right of sack area before sitting down. This helps the mans dick and balls have nice air-flow.

“Jeff, we are going to Easter at my parents house this year, please do not sit in that lazy boy with your dicknest out like you did last year”

“Yooo man those pants are the kind where you gotta make yourself a dicknest before sittin down or you’ll crush a ball”

Dicknest by PaddyEvans May 31, 2018

dickfest 

An unfortunate event or party in which the majority of the participants present are only that of the male gender.

The scene: Usually at your boy's party.
"Dawg, this is a mothafuckin' dickfest. Let's jet..."

dickfest by Tate Donavan November 14, 2003

Dickgest 

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

Dickgest by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

The Dickest

To call something "The Dickest" means that it is the flyest, illest, dopest, hottest thing you have ever seen, heard, felt or known.

"He's THE DICKEST rapper in the game."

Or: "That vintage blue mustang is The Dickest, yo! "

The Dickest by biancasunshine February 8, 2009

dickmestic violence 

when a guy dick slaps a girl across her face dick slaps

my cheek caught a case of dickmestic violence last night cheek violence

dickmestic violence by m&m5 February 21, 2011

Dicknet 

A Women that attracts a lot of dicks.

That girl over there she’s a proper Dicknet init.

Dicknet by RadiatedStorm August 8, 2018

Dickfestival 

1] At any time, when you go to a party and there are no chicks. This becomes an orgy of drunk men known as a dickfestival.

2] Sausage fest; gethering of people who are all male

My friend "J" likes to attend dickfestivals because he is a flaming homosexual.

Dickfestival by BS and MS March 14, 2008