Dicknet
Dicknet by RadiatedStorm August 8, 2018
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Dicknotized
Chick: "Damn, girl! Why are you smiling like an idiot?!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Lady: "OMG! Had the most mind blowing sex last night - this guy has me dicknotized!"
Dicknotized by Word$m!th March 24, 2016
Related Words
Dicknetic • dick net • dicknotized • dicklet • dicket • Dicknesia • dickette • dicknity • dicknotize • dicknatized
Mr. Dicknotdicked
The nickname given to a homosexual who brags about being the giver and not the receiver in a relationship.
Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Also known in the UK as (Mr. Nicknotnicked)
Well if Mr. Dicknotdicked would deal with his heterosexual tendencies, maybe he
would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.
would get on bottom and fulfill his side of this poofter relationship.
Mr. Dicknotdicked by Dick Tonium July 28, 2014
dickette
Dickette, the term a woman uses to refer to a man's useless small cock, baby dick or tiny dick. Often smaller than her clit.
Jill had her cuckold husband doug lower his trousers to show Jill's new boy friend Leyland his pink panties. He laughed that he had never seen a smaller panty bulge and agreed that doug's dickette must be smaller than a clit.
dickette by Source: Jills cuckold doug September 1, 2008
dicknity
Respect my DICKnity!
Dicknotised
When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014
Dickety dick
A dickety dick is a jerk who is dicker than other dicks because of his selfish nature and disregard of other people's well beings.
Dude 1: "Man, I can't believe our ride left us at the club with the bill and took all the girls we worked on to his crib"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, that guy is such a dickety dick!"
Dickety dick by Da Vin Chee December 21, 2009
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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