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Dickmouse

This girl is such a Dickmouse! She just went down on me, and I haven't showered in three days!
by (Zer0) March 15, 2011
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discomouse

After dancing for hours some vaginas gets smelly.

Guy; "The girl from last night had mad discomouse, I almost barfed from that horrible smell."
by Jenspotens November 8, 2010
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Dicknose

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.
Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.
by AHuge August 7, 2020
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dickmoneyed

To get inconceivably drunk
Person 1: Hey brother how was last saturday
Person 2: So good dude, got completely dickmoneyed
by annabelDickson August 2, 2017
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Dicknose

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.
Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.
by Fish77 July 23, 2020
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dickmonger

1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
by Curtis & Adam February 7, 2005
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dickmonger

A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
by Happy Wolf December 6, 2006
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