Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

Dick-housed by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

dick house 

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.

Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house

dick house by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004

dick house 

An offensively irritating person.

Smally just won't shut up about Fleetwood Mac. What a dick house!

dick house by cocerned_citizen August 2, 2006

dick house 

One who is like an asshole but takes it to another level of carnage

God Damn it alan, your such a dickhouse

dick house by Ben G. April 5, 2003

In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

In house dick by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

house dick 

House pussy's mate. A house dick is a man that you can copulate with at any time you wish. It resides in the same house as you, and is usually referred to as "husband" or "signficant other".

House dick is the biggest blessing.

I have to go home and ride that house dick.

Don't want none of that street dick. I am going home to my house dick.

house dick by @nosilla_ann December 16, 2015

Dick rider in the House of vampires 

A terrible movie written by a notorious dick rider himself, Glenn Danzig . Terrible movie

Yo Sean. Did you see that movie dick rider in the house of vampires? It was straight up trash just like Glenn Danzig’s career outside of the misfits

Dick rider in the House of vampires by C. MURDER September 20, 2021