Dicklapper

A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.

Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!

by Mydicksbigger March 22, 2021

the dickslapper experience

to have large amounts of filth and pabst blue ribbon drenched upon your nekid, quivering body. usually accompanied with the worlds worst scumrock band based out of the southern burbs of chicago

look at that bastard twitch....and he smells awful....must of encountered the dickslapper experience

by antibob the goat master November 22, 2011

Dicklantern

Noun - a crude dim light used in dark places such as a closet or the driver's seat of a vehicle on long car rides to locate one's belt,zipper,and genitals in order to masturbate. Used when other people are around that you do not want them to know you are masturbating.

Dude, I got so horny on that long car ride that I just had to rub one out. Thank god I had my trusty dicklantern

by Dr.Saltynutz February 18, 2011

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009

Dickflipper

A person that flips their dick up and down like a monkey, like they are de-evolving into a monkey.

A slang term for a dumb person.

Take the popcorn out of the microwave you dickflipper

Why do you have to be such a dickflipper, Gilligan?

by Bruce Wayner March 1, 2009

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007