Definitions by hinder90

dickfart 

A self-important man who doesn't command the respect that he believes he does and therefore is not taken seriously by his peers and cohorts.

Often, as means to extract comedic value from a dickfart, he will be led to believe that his misbegotten status is legitimate, further making his false sense of authority appear that much more absurd.

I can't believe that dickfart just tried to tell us all how to do our jobs. How can he think he has any credibility when he doesn't even prepare for the meeting?

dickfart by hinder90 February 23, 2010

happy 

One of the seven dwarfs... the cheerful one.

I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf. He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!" So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

happy by hinder90 February 9, 2008

release the doves

to commence ejaculation (male)

Cathy was late for work and needed to get in the shower, so she demanded that I release the doves.

release the doves by hinder90 June 1, 2006