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Dickpictation

/dik/pik/tāSH(Ə)n/
noun

a strong belief that a penis is larger, due to previously seen photo. Ex. Cathy's high dickpictations were unrealistic.
"Girl he must've photo shopped that shit, cuz he definitely did not match my dickpictations."
Dickpictation by Superflygoldchain January 11, 2017

dickrections 

i often get lost when i follow my dickrections!
dickrections by sweet-tart February 14, 2015

Dickduction 

The restriction of dick; denial of the cock due to some extenuating circumstance; a lack of penis for certain amount of time.
When I came home from work today and realized the dishes and laundry were not complete, she received an automatic dickduction.
Dickduction by xbEAUtYiSAbEAStx December 30, 2019

Dickfliction

n. The affliction of an immense and unfortunate love of penis.

Related: adj: dickflicted
Are you straight? No, sadly I have dickfliction.
Dickfliction by thesashaz February 4, 2019

dicksicion 

Any decision made under the influence of good dick.
Friend 1: Sorry I missed your birthday party, my fave D texted me to join up and I couldn’t say no
Friend 2: damn girl. I understand. I hope it was a good dicksicion
dicksicion by Ellebb October 18, 2019

Dickspection

Noun:

a thorough examination of a man's groin area by a dickspector after manscaping. Must include a deep throating to ensure all hair is lain bare so no tickling from hairs will occur and includes the scrotum and taint.
Babe, I just showered and I'm ready for my dickspection.
Dickspection by Bitsy&Gunnar4Ever August 24, 2023
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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