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dicktaketion 

When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.
I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!
dicktaketion by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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Dicktation 

A "Gang" Symbol used in the Online series "Summer Heights High". Show using a picture of a dick with tation after it.
"see you draw a dick and then "tation" and you have it dicktation.
Dicktation by King Zaos September 27, 2008
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Dicktation 

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.
Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation
Dicktation by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation 

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.
(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!
dicktation by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006

dicktation 

the gentle art of teaching someone by fucking them
its ok sweetie, its time for some dicktation
dicktation by Beavis September 21, 2003

Dicktation 

Taking orders from an authoritarian idiot, a dick.
His angry, one word directives that made no sense became known as dicktation.
Dicktation by CentralDogma December 31, 2016

dicktation 

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
dicktation by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011
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