dick splint

A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.

Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.

by harry flashman July 12, 2003

Dick splint

An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex

I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint

by Bagosh October 18, 2010

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018