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Dick Jockey 

A person That likes to ride a penis like it was a horse.
Dick Jockey by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Dick Jockey 

A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.
Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.
Dick Jockey by Anonymous April 21, 2003

Dick Jockey 

slang word used to define a homosexual. meant to parody the word Disc Jockey, the term is often used for 'gays' that enjoy saddling up with a partner of half his size to emulate that of a horse riding jockey. can result in mammoth shit piles similar to race horses.
'boy that dick jockey can shit.'

'did you really do all that shit?'
Dick Jockey by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

Dick Jockey 

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses
That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!
Dick Jockey by Lukedean March 22, 2010

Dick Jockey 

a female who likes to ride a dick.
Man #1: Dude i heard you girlfriend was a dick jockey.

Man #2: Yep she was riding my dick all night long.
Dick Jockey by ApacheWarrior November 15, 2009

Dick Jockey 

A little thot that dates someone for two simple reasons. Dick and their car. They take dick then ask for rides everywhere.
"Yo, have you seen Lauries new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, I have. But she's just using him as her dick jockey."
Dick Jockey by N0ss July 11, 2017
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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