"Norcal" is a portmanteau of "Northern" and "California". The term is a foolish adaptation of "Socal", instituted by recent transplants to N. Cali. and used to express an exclusive bro-titude, succeeding primarily in creating a brainless mindset of stereotypical machismo, expressed by shirtless baby-men in lifted trucks and wrap-around Oakleys, that rivals Southern California's transparentness. Generally an
embarrassment to the culture of thoughtfulness and artistic innovation developed by native
Northern Californians (or others who actually "get it"), these base lug-nuts would be better served by going home and trying their slavish commitment to cheesy marketing terms elsewhere, leaving us actual
Northern Californians with our uniqueness and integrity intact.
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to
San Jose from
Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-ass NORCAL sticker on my truck so all
the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.
Bro, you mean there are, like, fine girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!