Dick Seed

It's seed used to impregnate men. No refunds.

Yoooooo gimme some o dat sweet dick seed mannn

by Big Papa Arizona September 25, 2019

Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.

BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!

by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012

Dickseed

When you fuck a chick, and when you finish you take your condom, blow it up like a balloon, release it into the wind, and when it touches the ground, it sprouts into a dick tree that looks like your dick. It's a sexual ritual and totally bad ass.

Dude1: yo, let's go spread our dickseeds.

Dude2: yeah, I'm tryna.

by Hahathemanayy March 22, 2016

Dickseed

A derogatory name for a child. Generally referring to the child of a man.

History: 2019 A sperm cell must enter the uterus fertilize an egg and seed itself. This process starts from the dick and then is seeded hence the name. Coined by a Comcast tech 2089

You dirty dickseed, I could've flushed you down the toilet.

It's crazy how yesterday she was in my hands and now she's expecting her first child, that's my dickseed.

by Senor Oro May 17, 2022

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

by epicbrolater January 29, 2026