Dick's 

Dick's Drive In, commonly referred to as 'Dick's', is a burger joint that opened in the Wallingford District of Seattle in 1954. Dick's was made popular by its simple menu, fast service, and low prices. It became a small chain, which now has a total of five restaurants, all in the greater Seattle area. It remains the premier choice for burgers, shakes, and fries for anyone in or near Seattle.

Dick's is the place where the cool hang out,
the swass like to play, and the rich flaunt clout.

-Sir Mix a Lot

Dick's by A. Swanson July 16, 2008

dick's 

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!

I hate dick's

dick's by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016

Dick’s 

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

Dick’s by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Dick’s 

A store where they sell sports goods.

Person: I love going to Dick’s! It’s my 1# sports shop!

Dick’s by NEW_MEXICAN_PATRIOT November 21, 2023

Dick's smoothie and adoption center 

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time

person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center

Dick's smoothie and adoption center by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020

dick's tie theory

To wear a business shirt with a pocket to avoid accidental urinating on the tie whilst sitting down to take a dump. Business shirts with pockets allows one to tuck their tie into the top pocket during excretion, avoiding potential accidental urinating on the tie. Victims of dick's tie usually need to dry clean or dispose of the tie.

The dick's tie theory was developed in late 2009 within the corporate industry after an individual accidentally urinated on his tie whilst he was dropping a turd.

Richard: Oh man, I accidentally pissed on my tie whilst I was taking a shit!!
Dazz: It's the dick's tie now! Next time you need to crap at work, dick's tie theory it up man!

dick's tie theory by bear1000 February 27, 2011

Dick's Sporting Wood 

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

Dick's Sporting Wood by joff leff December 28, 2011