dragon_f*cker's definitions

Dickabod Crane

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Glooty

A combination of the word glutes and booty. Used to describe a thicc girl who works for her assets.

That glooty is FINE.

Dude, do you see that glooty over there. I mean, DAMN.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bro’dtrip

A road trip in which the bros go on. Usually involves insane amounts of Mango pods and strip clubs.

Hey Kyle, let’s go on a bro’dtrip.

It’s ya bois coming at ya on a bro’dtrip.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Brahssiere

When your bro has such big moobs he needs a little support from a bra.

Bro, go put on a brahssiere.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

samesies

A super gay way to say “same”.

OMG, samesies!

YES, samesies!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019

Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019