dragon_f*cker's definitions

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019

Whoribble

A combination of the words whore and horrible. Used for a girl is the most horrible whore you have ever met.

Dude, did you see Tracy? She is whoribble!

by dragon_f*cker July 17, 2019

Coocherry

A cherry that is placed inside of coochie and then taken out and eaten later.

Give me some of that coocherry.

The only cherry I eat is coocherry.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bro’dtrip

A road trip in which the bros go on. Usually involves insane amounts of Mango pods and strip clubs.

Hey Kyle, let’s go on a bro’dtrip.

It’s ya bois coming at ya on a bro’dtrip.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Chunky splashing

When one or more fat people go skinny dipping.

Matt and I went chunky splashing last night.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019