samesies

A super gay way to say “same”.

OMG, samesies!

YES, samesies!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Dick’s

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Fishting

When you are fisting a girl but when you finish your hand smells like fish.

I was fishting Kaitlyn last night. Smell my hand Kyle.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Swapportunity

A combination of the words swap and opportunity. When you see you could have something better, so you swap with someone else to get it. Ex: Sandwich, places in line, girlfriend.

I saw the swapportunity and I had to take it.

by dragon_f*cker July 18, 2019

Rat noi

How country folk, specifically Texans, say “right now”.

Get over here rat noi.

If you don’t choose where we eat rat noi, I’ll pick for you.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Robocock

A robot dick. Not to be mistaken for a porn parody of Robocop.

Have you seen the new robocock dildo? It’s so HOT.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019