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A Diccon is usually a cool guy with a good selection of hats and a thorough knowledge of many beverages. He mends people when they are broken and takes good care of his family. He is a cool guy.
person 1: have you met diccon?
person 2: the cool guy with hat?
person 1: yes
person 2: yes :)
Diccon by henglo dungus November 23, 2021
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cheek disconnect 

The disconnection of a telephone conversation caused by ones cheek inadvertantly pressing on the disconnect button. This is more likely to occur with touchscreen mobile phones.
I was in the middle of an important discussion when I experienced a cheek disconnect. This occurred when my cheek hit the disconnect button on my mobile phone ending my telephone call and my train of thought. Cheek disconnect can also lead to a unigab situation. (see; unigab)

Discontract 

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Disconcerted 

To be discomforted, in an awkward situation, not like whats going on.

unsettled, thrown off blaance, confused, taken back, perturbed,
"I was very disconcerted when the whole class looked at me"
Disconcerted by Stefan Brakus May 31, 2006

Urban Dictonary

The best website ever but is blocked on school computers.
Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
Urban Dictonary by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
A being effected by the 'Vector Syndrome', a fictional genetic disorder from a horror anime series 'Elfen Lied'.
The effects of the syndrome are horns that come out of the being's skull and invisible,'telikenetic', arms called vectors that come out of their back. 'Lucy', thought of as the 'queen of diclonius', was one of the original children that suffered from this syndrome and was tested on. Her vectors have an average of 2 meters, while the later beings effected by it have a greater length ('Nana's vectors can go up to 3 meters, Moriko's can reach up to eleven meters). The syndrome is spread by the vector's touch to the head.
The diclonius aredangerous creatures that are merely meant to kill all subordinate beings.
Diclonius by Kagami-San July 5, 2006

Disconfigured 

1. to not be configured.
2. to be messed up.
3. to not look right.
4. distorted, bent, out of proportion
5. disfigured
1. He has a disconfigured nose, its unlike everyone else's nose.

2. The program was so disconfigured it was nearly impossible to fix.
Disconfigured by Lammalord546 February 26, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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