I was being really productive at work, then on the internet I can across scanned copies of the Rules of Ultimate dating back to the first edition. Did you know the first edition rules contain provisions for a variant of the game that's played entirely one-handed? Anyway, I got completely disctracted until it was time to go home.

disctracted by stickitinplease November 4, 2010

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discontatch

Disconnect / detach

You just gotta discontatch from that bitch

discontatch by Bella Rockafella September 10, 2021

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Dicontrachotomy

A true dichotomy employing a contronym as both thesis and antithesis

Examples of dicontrachotomy:
-Sanction / Sanction, to endorse and to punish
-Bound / Bound, tied up, moving towards
-Weather / Weather, to whitstand or endure, to wear down or succumb

Dicontrachotomy by depersonable January 25, 2025

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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